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Ishita Apr 13
A horse walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says "Give me a beer."

The bartender is stunned, so he heads to the back of the bar to speak with the owner. "Hey boss" he says, "there's a horse in the bar asking for a beer."

The bar owner pauses for a second, then replies "Well then give him one, but charge him double. Horses don't know the price of beer."

So the bartender heads back out front and hands the horse a beer. "You know," says the barkeep, "we don't get many horses around here."

To which the horse replies, "At these prices I'm not surprised."
burao Apr 15
That is horse sense?