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Four Passengers

Four persons - a young Indian, a middle aged Pakistani, an elderly Lady from Bangladesh and  a young girl from Sri Lanka were travelling in Konkan Railway. As the train was passing through one of the umpteen numbers of tunnels, there was a sudden sound of a kiss followed by a slap.

The four passengers’ thoughts were:

Young girl from Sri Lanka: “How Strange! Obviously one of these men has kissed the wrong person. If he had kissed me he would not have got the slap. How dumb are these men? Chose to kiss an old Lady rather than me.”

Old Lady from Bangladesh “The young lady is a no nonsense girl. She reacted very appropriately. Rightly she punished the man with a slap. I admire her courage.”

The Middle aged Pakistani “How strange are things in India! The other man kisses the girl and I get the slap!”

 

And finally – the young Indian, “How Strange! I kissed my hand and slapped the other man and I get over it without any problems.”

kgbdoss Sep 17 '18 · Rate: 5 · Comments: 1
RamaniSankaranarayan49

WIFE: Honey let's play a game


HUSBAND: Okay. What's the game about?


WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you'll give me all your salary for this month


HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I'll have your salary too right?


WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!


HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)

Wife: are you ready


Husband: Yes ready


WIFE:       TURKEY


Its been 4 HOURS NOW... 

The husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the Country or the bird

RamaniSankaranarayan49 Jun 29 '18 · Rate: 5 · Comments: 3